I Have a Gripe

January 12, 2010

Ramifications of Being an Illegal Alien Around the World

Filed under: General Annoyances,government,Politics — alvb1227 @ 6:26 pm
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Another friend sent me this via email and, again, I felt the need to share. It is both sad, but true…

Ramifications of Being an Illegal Alien Around the World

If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the afghan border illegally, you get shot.

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.

If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.

If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

If you cross the United States border illegally you get:
A job,
A driver’s license,
A social security card,
Welfare,
Food stamps,
Credit cards,
Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,
Free education,
Free health care,
A lobbyist in Washington
Billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language
The right to carry your country’s flag while you protest that you don’t get enough respect

I just wanted to make sure I had a firm grasp on the situation…

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